Anginas?

Mom, why don't girls have penises?

Well, because. Our bodies are made differently. Boys have penises, but girls have vaginas.

At this point Libby gets busy on something else and appears to have ignored me.

Hey. Did you hear my answer to your question?

Yes.

Well, what did I say?

You said no.

I said what?

You said no.

I said no to what?

You said no, girls don't have penises.

Right, but that wasn't your question. You asked me why they don't have penises, right?

Right.

And what was my answer?

Girls don't have penises, because they have bazinas.

Uh, no.

They have albinas?

close enough.